Dietary Dramas and Drivels

Friday, August 04, 2006

My Favorite things

Raindrops on Roses, and Whiskers on Kittens...

oh, sorry, this is not the Sound of Music.

Here are a few of my favorite edible delights, either because i really like the name...the way it tastes...or the sound of it in general.

1) Falafel--this delicious delicacy is an Israeli classic...may look like terd, but tastes like heaven.

2) Schwarma--while I don't actually love the taste of this other Israeli classic, I lenjoy the name of it.

3) Schnitzel--essentially fried anything...chicken schniztel, eggplant-schnitzel, weiner schnitzel...and you didn't think it was possible to make a weiner any less healthy?! However, I don't eat schnitzel...refer to my first posting ever which lists my do's and don'ts for eating.

4) Kebab--anything on a stick. So, in case you were wondering what another name for a corn-dog is...it's hot-dog kebab.

5) Molten-chocolate cake--no explanation required...a vacation for your mouth...mmmm mmmm mmmm.

Ok, i'm bored with this topic.

By the way...for those of you who read my do's and don'ts of dana's dietary laws...I should have added another stipulation.

While in general I will eat 2-legged creatures. I do not eat Homo sapien. No human on my menu. This includes me...I'm not edible, for those of you who maybe thought that I was.


Question of the moment: "Hey Dana, what about 10 day juice fasts? Why or why not?"

Dana's Discourse: Don't do it...slows your metabolism, starves you, and makes you cranky, crabby, and curmudgenous. Plus, when it's over...you'll just gain it all back.

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